








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3465 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2439 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1982 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2386 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $849,480 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elKazin 180hz | 42% | 173 |
| #2 | Lefita Calienteπ· | 39% | 208 |
| #3 | iKudaRaven_ | 38% | 146 |
| #4 | guido | 38% | 32 |
| #5 | Uber Manija | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKudaRaven_ | 346 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lefita Calienteπ· | 284 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | elKazin 180hz | 193 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Uber Manija | 148 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | guido | 30 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elKazin 180hz | +3.45 | 56 | 39 |
| #2 | Lefita Calienteπ· | +2.28 | 34 | 46 |
| #3 | Uber Manija | -0.56 | 34 | 46 |
| #4 | guido | -1.58 | 33 | 35 |
| #5 | iKudaRaven_ | -2.06 | 19 | 48 |





