








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 893 | 30% |
| Smokes | 582 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1064 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 433 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $795,349 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brantonn | 17 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | Throat GOAT | 13 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | Jay | 8 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Leroux | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brantonn | 222 | 0.36 | 7 min |
| #2 | coldhand kelpy | 77 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jay | 56 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Throat GOAT | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Leroux | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zesty | +2.63 | 83 | 47 |
| #2 | Brantonn | +2.35 | 53 | 64 |
| #3 | Jay | +1.16 | 76 | 28 |
| #4 | Leroux | -0.58 | 29 | 29 |
| #5 | coldhand kelpy | -1.67 | 72 | 41 |





