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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 278 | 32% |
| Smokes | 294 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 92 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 197 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,768 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ベン (Ben) | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | DieMar9 | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Lolax | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | _bala_id_ | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borfa | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | DieMar9 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Lolax | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Borfa | 31 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | DieMar9 | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ベン (Ben) | 18 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #5 | _bala_id_ | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DieMar9 | +7.59 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | ベン (Ben) | +2.67 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | +1.59 | 48 | 60 |
| #4 | Lolax | -1.88 | 27 | 16 |
| #5 | Virtus.pro FANTAZYCS2SKINS.GIFT | -1.95 | 49 | 32 |





