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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 245 | 16% |
| Smokes | 656 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 209 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 454 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,088 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lolax | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Virtus.pro FANTAZYCS2SKINS.GIFT | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Nándi | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Zoom Player | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAJMAN | 6 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | Zoom Player | 5 | 0.0248 |
| #3 | Virtus.pro FANTAZYCS2SKINS.GIFT | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | 2 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Lolax | 2 | 0.0282 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Virtus.pro FANTAZYCS2SKINS.GIFT | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Zoom Player | 36 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | 13 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Borfa | 12 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kacsagenyo | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DieMar9 | +4.75 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | ._.Krisz (CS2SKINS.GIFT) | +2.35 | 43 | 71 |
| #3 | Nándi | +1.69 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | KAJMAN | +0.00 | 69 | 19 |
| #5 | Lolax | -2.96 | 42 | 28 |





