








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1609 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1398 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1370 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 987 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,281 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | p250 sand dune | 53% | 34 |
| #7 | juansebaa- | 51% | 47 |
| #8 | coldpillow | 50% | 8 |
| #9 | :Saltiee | 50% | 8 |
| #10 | ShaanTheMan | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juansebaa- | 120 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | p250 sand dune | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ShaanTheMan | 51 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | kannax | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | :Saltiee | 27 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuzi | +5.76 | 91 | 55 |
| #2 | ShaanTheMan | +2.22 | 92 | 56 |
| #3 | Amy | Tonsillitis Gaming | -0.26 | 61 | 6 |
| #4 | p250 sand dune | -0.46 | 77 | 37 |
| #5 | kannax | -1.02 | 76 | 40 |





