








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3058 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1403 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2356 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1994 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $956,903 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 751 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 55% | 96 |
| #2 | Crypt | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 55% | 96 |
| #2 | Crypt | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 63 | 0.0336 |
| #2 | Crypt | 28 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 838 | 0.45 | 20 min |
| #2 | Crypt | 671 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crypt | +4.56 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Tollie Sulek | +2.70 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | Δidεη™©® | -0.84 | 62 | 50 |





