








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 462 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




157 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13332 | 41% |
| Smokes | 6043 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 9925 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3294 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,099,494 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 56% | 392 |
| #2 | ShoX | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | Δidεη™©® | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 56% | 392 |
| #2 | ShoX | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | Δidεη™©® | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 220 | 0.0287 |
| #2 | Δidεη™©® | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | ShoX | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tollie Sulek | 3036 | 0.40 | 70 min |
| #2 | Δidεη™©® | 385 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | ShoX | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crypt | +2.95 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | Tollie Sulek | +2.59 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | ShoX | +1.53 | 92 | 60 |
| #4 | Δidεη™©® | -2.57 | 54 | 49 |





