








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1521 | 59% |
| Smokes | 195 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 517 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 362 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,628 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiz3rd | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | orze | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | CrazyGamer | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Škoda Octavia RS 2.0 TDi 2007 | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | NA | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | SimoniNb | 44% | 32 |
| #10 | syntxs2k | 43% | 74 |
| #11 | COMMANDO | 42% | 95 |
| #12 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 42% | 110 |
| #13 | beszedespityuka | 40% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 66 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | COMMANDO | 43 | 0.0255 |
| #3 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 28 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | wiz3rd | 14 | 0.0282 |
| #5 | orze | 11 | 0.0210 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COMMANDO | 320 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | gabe | 304 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 298 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | beszedespityuka | 213 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Škoda Octavia RS 2.0 TDi 2007 | 188 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimoniNb | +8.06 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | COMMANDO | +6.50 | 63 | 51 |
| #3 | orze | +5.40 | 66 | 41 |
| #4 | PEEK ME | +5.10 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | wiz3rd | +3.69 | 69 | 50 |





