








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1384 | 58% |
| Smokes | 54 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 776 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 156 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,061,357 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEEK ME | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | COMMANDO | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | wiz3rd | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | JC6 | 40% | 73 |
| #5 | gabe | 39% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 38% | 76 |
| #7 | syntxs2k | 32% | 34 |
| #8 | Škoda Octavia RS 2.0 TDi 2007 | 25% | 20 |
| #9 | diinch | 23% | 26 |
| #10 | orze | 13% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 33 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | COMMANDO | 29 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | JC6 | 26 | 0.0184 |
| #4 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | orze | 10 | 0.0338 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COMMANDO | 320 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | gabe | 284 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 226 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | PEEK ME | 156 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | JC6 | 124 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COMMANDO | +7.13 | 65 | 48 |
| #2 | wiz3rd | +4.99 | 63 | 59 |
| #3 | PEEK ME | +3.65 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | syntxs2k | +3.17 | 72 | 53 |
| #5 | Škoda Octavia RS 2.0 TDi 2007 | +2.81 | 52 | 69 |





