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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1304 | 45% |
| Smokes | 615 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 508 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 493 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,396 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FR3DDY_CR | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | π«π¬π°π©π’π’π | 27% | 15 |
| #3 | θ΄Ύε
ι | 26% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FR3DDY_CR | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | π«π¬π°π©π’π’π | 27% | 15 |
| #3 | θ΄Ύε
ι | 26% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | θ΄Ύε
ι | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | π«π¬π°π©π’π’π | 4 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | FR3DDY_CR | 2 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | θ΄Ύε
ι | 61 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | π«π¬π°π©π’π’π | 43 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | FR3DDY_CR | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π«π¬π°π©π’π’π | +3.13 | 21 | 50 |
| #2 | θ΄Ύε
ι | +2.81 | 53 | 44 |
| #3 | FR3DDY_CR | -0.54 | 21 | 18 |
| #4 | [Wa7sh Haywans] mRm | -3.73 | 13 | 35 |





