








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1516 | 41% |
| Smokes | 739 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 551 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 927 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,287 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | susser | 49 | 0.0263 |
| #2 | MLG Bubbles | 8 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | sawthy | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | 𝔫𝔬𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔫𝔬𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭 | +3.44 | 32 | 55 |
| #2 | sawthy | +2.94 | 26 | 28 |
| #3 | FR3DDY_CR | +0.05 | 18 | 21 |
| #4 | susser | -0.32 | 35 | 39 |
| #5 | MLG Bubbles | -1.37 | 26 | 9 |





