








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4147 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3339 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3610 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2342 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,379,449 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LJPayne | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | Banna | 55% | 62 |
| #3 | LNHRT | 55% | 66 |
| #4 | iAvenge | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | Prammy | 51% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Capricorn | 51% | 313 |
| #8 | Melman | 50% | 48 |
| #9 | tan | 48% | 33 |
| #10 | hipstar [k] | 44% | 88 |
| #11 | kev | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capricorn | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Banna | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Prammy | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Melman | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | hipstar [k] | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capricorn | 858 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | Prammy | 467 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #3 | hipstar [k] | 190 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | LJPayne | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | LNHRT | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CnR | +3.41 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | iAvenge | +1.71 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | LJPayne | +0.91 | 53 | 56 |
| #4 | Capricorn | +0.86 | 55 | 70 |
| #5 | LNHRT | +0.62 | 69 | 50 |





