








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2853 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2055 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4458 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3180 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,726 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adzzer | 47% | 299 |
| #2 | mburch9828 | 43% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adzzer | 47% | 299 |
| #2 | mburch9828 | 43% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adzzer | 58 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | mburch9828 | 20 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mburch9828 | 130 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | adzzer | 98 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I <3 furry wolf girl ass | +2.16 | 60 | 59 |
| #2 | adzzer | -2.81 | 31 | 23 |
| #3 | mburch9828 | -3.47 | 22 | 16 |





