








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 437 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 272 | 7% |
| Smokes | 220 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 1996 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 1622 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,309 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 754 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❆Pengu❆ | 41% | 75 |
| #2 | Freedom Gaming | 36% | 87 |
| #3 | Owhensday | 33% | 27 |
| #4 | DemonBusinessman | 32% | 69 |
| #5 | Lasagna | 30% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freedom Gaming | 15 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | DemonBusinessman | 12 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Lasagna | 11 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | DogTag93 | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | ❆Pengu❆ | 9 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❆Pengu❆ | +2.86 | 54 | 50 |
| #2 | Owhensday | +1.36 | 41 | 60 |
| #3 | Lordie | +0.05 | 53 | 26 |
| #4 | Freedom Gaming | -0.54 | 42 | 31 |
| #5 | Lasagna | -0.94 | 33 | 41 |





