








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3458 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3741 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2662 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1389 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,375 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | catsniffer13 | 41% | 54 |
| #6 | PDub | 39% | 38 |
| #7 | DabFellas | 39% | 49 |
| #8 | Lordie | 33% | 27 |
| #9 | Lasagna | 28% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KDD | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Lasagna | 9 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | DabFellas | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | catsniffer13 | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | coochie man | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KDD | +4.51 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | Owhensday | +1.76 | 46 | 55 |
| #3 | coochie man | +1.02 | 21 | 23 |
| #4 | Lasagna | -1.14 | 37 | 34 |
| #5 | DabFellas | -1.72 | 52 | 6 |





