








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 352 | 23% |
| Smokes | 496 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 238 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 436 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,508 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupu | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Matinger | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | 🗲 Tok1 | 48% | 69 |
| #4 | 0n5ku | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupu | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Matinger | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | 🗲 Tok1 | 48% | 69 |
| #4 | 0n5ku | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗲 Tok1 | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Matinger | 1 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗲 Tok1 | 130 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | 0n5ku | 13 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #3 | Matinger | 8 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Pupu | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matinger | +6.05 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | Pupu | +3.65 | 26 | 41 |
| #3 | L3O | +2.89 | 66 | 48 |
| #4 | 🗲 Tok1 | -0.48 | 43 | 52 |
| #5 | 0n5ku | -1.44 | 43 | 42 |





