








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 205 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1020 | 26% |
| Smokes | 402 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1084 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1362 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,205 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWITCH Nebatron | 49% | 347 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 47% | 177 |
| #3 | HiddenSquid | 46% | 70 |
| #4 | GH05T | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Patrick Bateman | 43% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWITCH Nebatron | 49% | 347 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 47% | 177 |
| #3 | HiddenSquid | 46% | 70 |
| #4 | GH05T | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Patrick Bateman | 43% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWITCH Nebatron | 129 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 59 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | HiddenSquid | 31 | 0.0228 |
| #4 | Patrick Bateman | 25 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | GH05T | 4 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | 574 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | TWITCH Nebatron | 102 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | HiddenSquid | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | GH05T | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Patrick Bateman | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | +3.97 | 65 | 57 |
| #2 | HiddenSquid | +2.83 | 71 | 39 |
| #3 | TWITCH Nebatron | +2.42 | 74 | 16 |
| #4 | GH05T | +2.23 | 67 | 19 |
| #5 | AZMA | -1.62 | 46 | 19 |





