








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 671 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2709 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2432 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1390 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,456,180 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SeLiNa_28 | 49% | 93 |
| #5 | Pichi | 43% | 74 |
| #6 | KATANA__^ | 42% | 184 |
| #7 | MeLLY | 41% | 54 |
| #8 | Ⓑⓞⓖⓔⓨⓜⓐⓝ | 35% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KATANA__^ | 47 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | SeLiNa_28 | 14 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Peter Pan | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Marc | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Pichi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marc | +3.02 | 33 | 40 |
| #2 | xSHBx | LockeDerBoss | +1.04 | 67 | 41 |
| #3 | Pichi | +0.78 | 43 | 58 |
| #4 | KATANA__^ | +0.29 | 55 | 52 |
| #5 | Peter Pan | -0.64 | 21 | 71 |





