








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 530 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1137 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2602 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2095 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 725 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,486,640 of utility $343 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSHBx | LockeDerBoss | 56% | 128 |
| #2 | Pichi | 51% | 174 |
| #3 | FreeExperience | 50% | 133 |
| #4 | Peter Pan | 47% | 473 |
| #5 | MeLLY | 44% | 368 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter Pan | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Pichi | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | xSHBx | LockeDerBoss | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | FreeExperience | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | MeLLY | 3 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeExperience | +4.19 | 67 | 57 |
| #2 | Marc | +2.24 | 37 | 39 |
| #3 | xSHBx | LockeDerBoss | +0.95 | 67 | 47 |
| #4 | Pichi | +0.27 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Peter Pan | -1.57 | 21 | 72 |





