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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2188 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1765 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1248 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1430 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,622 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeF⚡ | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | isseul | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | hyp3r0ne_ | 73% | 15 |
| #4 | lesome | 73% | 11 |
| #5 | Onaji | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baekgu花火 | 6 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | hyp3r0ne_ | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | SeMy | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Onaji | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isseul | +3.82 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | NeF⚡ | +3.25 | 91 | 62 |
| #3 | Cyn1ca | +2.95 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | hyp3r0ne_ | +1.73 | 79 | 74 |
| #5 | baekgu花火 | +1.32 | 94 | 48 |





