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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1675 | 55% |
| Smokes | 566 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 254 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 545 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,829 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic latino gamer cat | 49% | 244 |
| #2 | emth | 46% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic latino gamer cat | 49% | 244 |
| #2 | emth | 46% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emth | 125 | 0.0337 |
| #2 | Epic latino gamer cat | 95 | 0.0212 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emth | 766 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | Epic latino gamer cat | 680 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic latino gamer cat | +1.01 | 23 | 50 |
| #2 | psykotic | -0.09 | 24 | 27 |
| #3 | emth | -0.50 | 21 | 24 |





