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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2159 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1006 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1922 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,843 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 514 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾᵁᴮᴳESTONIA RuukuLada | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | psykotic | 49% | 244 |
| #3 | emth | 47% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾᵁᴮᴳESTONIA RuukuLada | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | psykotic | 49% | 244 |
| #3 | emth | 47% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emth | 136 | 0.0344 |
| #2 | psykotic | 100 | 0.0219 |
| #3 | ᴾᵁᴮᴳESTONIA RuukuLada | 7 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emth | 847 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | psykotic | 685 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | ᴾᵁᴮᴳESTONIA RuukuLada | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic latino gamer cat | +0.94 | 23 | 51 |
| #2 | ᴾᵁᴮᴳESTONIA RuukuLada | +0.13 | 34 | 42 |
| #3 | psykotic | +0.04 | 23 | 26 |
| #4 | emth | -0.20 | 23 | 24 |





