








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2162 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2253 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3157 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2342 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $466,076 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuhoB_ | 64% | 96 |
| #2 | k1lo | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Latelammas123 | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | Altsu | 42% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuhoB_ | 64% | 96 |
| #2 | k1lo | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Latelammas123 | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | Altsu | 42% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Altsu | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | JuhoB_ | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Latelammas123 | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | k1lo | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Altsu | 326 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | JuhoB_ | 301 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | k1lo | 66 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Latelammas123 | 60 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuhoB_ | +3.27 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Altsu | +1.67 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | Nalle_Puh3 | +1.12 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | k1lo | -0.39 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | Latelammas123 | -3.76 | 42 | 60 |





