








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 637 | 25% |
| Smokes | 741 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 493 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 706 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $223,024 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | (BOT) Henry | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | nightmare | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | Chider | 47% | 43 |
| #7 | Tyrone | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | Gobling_king | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chider | 16 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Nalle_Puh3 | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | nightmare | 4 | 0.0292 |
| #4 | (BOT) Henry | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Gobling_king | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nightmare | +2.38 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | Nalle_Puh3 | +1.58 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | k1lo | +0.89 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | ¿Alari? | +0.45 | 80 | 73 |
| #5 | (BOT) Henry | +0.17 | 77 | 41 |





