








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 588 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10178 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7226 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9272 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6685 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,902 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 739 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flukuflu | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | ipi | 53% | 316 |
| #3 | Pano | 43% | 82 |
| #4 | WEEDAIM herbert | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flukuflu | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | ipi | 53% | 316 |
| #3 | Pano | 43% | 82 |
| #4 | WEEDAIM herbert | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ipi | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | WEEDAIM herbert | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Pano | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | flukuflu | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ipi | 276 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #2 | flukuflu | 105 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pano | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | WEEDAIM herbert | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e9 | +1.64 | 50 | 68 |
| #2 | Pano | +1.39 | 66 | 46 |
| #3 | flukuflu | -0.05 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | ipi | -0.08 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | WEEDAIM herbert | -2.79 | 38 | 56 |





