








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2777 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2693 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3193 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2626 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,921 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pano | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | flukuflu | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | e9 | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | ipi | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pano | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | flukuflu | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | e9 | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | ipi | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e9 | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ipi | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | flukuflu | 2 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e9 | 222 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | ipi | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | flukuflu | 26 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Pano | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pano | +3.19 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | flukuflu | +1.26 | 56 | 50 |
| #3 | e9 | +0.21 | 33 | 64 |
| #4 | ipi | +0.21 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | WEEDAIM herbert | -1.68 | 37 | 54 |





