








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3525 | 59% |
| Smokes | 699 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 662 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1126 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,642 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Buck | 51% | 75 |
| #4 | arbiter of the huzz | 48% | 88 |
| #5 | swag | 45% | 144 |
| #6 | glue sniffer | 43% | 175 |
| #7 | CoolGuy3 | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arbiter of the huzz | +3.73 | 86 | 48 |
| #2 | swag | +2.94 | 83 | 40 |
| #3 | Buck | +2.82 | 76 | 37 |
| #4 | glue sniffer | -0.50 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | CoolGuy3 | -1.48 | 44 | 18 |





