








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3175 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6945 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4788 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5443 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,303 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZ | 53% | 73 |
| #2 | impact | 51% | 106 |
| #3 | ziSuPreMeZ | 51% | 179 |
| #4 | Yung Erikson | 51% | 272 |
| #5 | Babio | 49% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flojan | 613 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | Flojan | 461 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Tar | 430 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | SEAT Alhambra | 174 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Yung Erikson | 156 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | impact | +3.24 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | ziSuPreMeZ | +2.89 | 82 | 22 |
| #3 | TenZ | +2.82 | 67 | 29 |
| #4 | Babio | +1.91 | 67 | 43 |
| #5 | Tobert | +1.25 | 54 | 52 |





