








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 671 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2556 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1067 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2767 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $902,423 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZ | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Flojan | 54% | 112 |
| #3 | impact | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | ziSuPreMeZ | 53% | 81 |
| #5 | Tobert | 51% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobert | 372 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Flojan | 309 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Tar | 266 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Flojan | 119 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ziSuPreMeZ | 66 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | impact | +3.47 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | ziSuPreMeZ | +3.06 | 82 | 19 |
| #3 | TenZ | +2.94 | 62 | 25 |
| #4 | Babio | +1.73 | 69 | 44 |
| #5 | Tobert | +1.44 | 53 | 51 |





