








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 141 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1012 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3815 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2763 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2733 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $817,421 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agent | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | santimss | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Viecha | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | eKs. | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | diigls | 52% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viecha | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Lucky Luciano | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | diigls | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | chucky | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | eKs. | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eKs. | +6.27 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | BD-AMRY | +2.19 | 63 | 76 |
| #3 | 𝔾-𝕞𝕒𝕟 | +0.70 | 57 | 62 |
| #4 | diigls | +0.40 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | chucky | +0.02 | 56 | 61 |





