








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1394 | 30% |
| Smokes | 939 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1378 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 933 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $210,025 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xBrecha99_omau | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | Guigarcez | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | K19 | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | Just a Failure | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xBrecha99_omau | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | Guigarcez | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | K19 | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | Just a Failure | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K19 | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Just a Failure | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | xBrecha99_omau | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K19 | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Just a Failure | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | xBrecha99_omau | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Guigarcez | 17 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guigarcez | +0.96 | 24 | 51 |
| #2 | xBrecha99_omau | -0.38 | 14 | 43 |
| #3 | COS | -0.57 | 48 | 63 |
| #4 | Just a Failure | -0.68 | 37 | 64 |
| #5 | K19 | -1.69 | 39 | 56 |





