








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 590 | 18% |
| Smokes | 772 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1036 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 896 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,528 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guigarcez | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | COS | 48% | 62 |
| #3 | Str1k33r KeyDrop.com | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | K19 | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guigarcez | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | COS | 48% | 62 |
| #3 | Str1k33r KeyDrop.com | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | K19 | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COS | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Str1k33r KeyDrop.com | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | K19 | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COS | 182 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | K19 | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Str1k33r KeyDrop.com | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Guigarcez | 13 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Str1k33r KeyDrop.com | +2.35 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Guigarcez | +0.79 | 38 | 49 |
| #3 | COS | -0.48 | 52 | 64 |
| #4 | Just a Failure | -1.05 | 38 | 60 |
| #5 | K19 | -1.99 | 41 | 57 |





