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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 203 | 42% |
| Smokes | 103 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 54 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 127 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,787 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK Hades<3 | 36% | 11 |
| #2 | kileroli | 33% | 30 |
| #3 | gnacior2115 | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | bigos skins.army | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK Hades<3 | 36% | 11 |
| #2 | kileroli | 33% | 30 |
| #3 | gnacior2115 | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | bigos skins.army | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kileroli | 16 | 0.0287 |
| #2 | KK Hades<3 | 3 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | gnacior2115 | 3 | 0.0234 |
| #4 | bigos skins.army | 2 | 0.0194 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kileroli | 16 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | gnacior2115 | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | KK Hades<3 | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kileroli | +3.56 | 72 | 28 |
| #2 | KK Hades<3 | +1.27 | 63 | 35 |
| #3 | gnacior2115 | +0.15 | 61 | 57 |
| #4 | 𝒎𝒊𝒙𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒔. | -1.27 | 66 | 19 |
| #5 | bigos skins.army | -6.54 | 7 | 14 |





