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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4476 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4311 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3053 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2951 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,682,081 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mecocbig | 54% | 90 |
| #2 | Dequavious Terrell Bishops III | 51% | 140 |
| #3 | void | 50% | 204 |
| #4 | chi | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mecocbig | 54% | 90 |
| #2 | Dequavious Terrell Bishops III | 51% | 140 |
| #3 | void | 50% | 204 |
| #4 | chi | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | void | 18 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | mecocbig | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | chi | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Dequavious Terrell Bishops III | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | void | 690 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Dequavious Terrell Bishops III | 309 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | chi | 199 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | mecocbig | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mecocbig | +2.69 | 92 | 18 |
| #2 | DannyKuz | +0.60 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | chi | -0.07 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | void | -0.31 | 72 | 49 |
| #5 | Dequavious Terrell Bishops III | -1.79 | 54 | 41 |





