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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4078 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2844 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2275 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1382 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,180 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mecocbig | 54% | 110 |
| #2 | DannyKuz | 50% | 204 |
| #3 | Dequavious Terrell Bishops III | 48% | 225 |
| #4 | demarcus | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | chi | 47% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demarcus | 23 | 0.0209 |
| #2 | Dequavious Terrell Bishops III | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | mecocbig | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | DannyKuz | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | chi | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demarcus | +4.13 | 85 | 40 |
| #2 | mecocbig | +2.71 | 92 | 19 |
| #3 | DannyKuz | +0.48 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | chi | +0.42 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | void | -0.17 | 74 | 49 |





