








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




145 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 777 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1925 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1795 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1741 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,410,062 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ChuckLennon CHARM | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Shiro | 52% | 243 |
| #3 | Styw | 51% | 94 |
| #4 | KLM | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | gooser74 | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Styw | 51% | 94 |
| #4 | KLM | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | gooser74 | 49% | 68 |
| #6 | mat47a | 48% | 31 |
| #7 | ThMeliodas | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiro | 56 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Styw | 38 | 0.0198 |
| #3 | gooser74 | 12 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | ✪ ChuckLennon CHARM | 9 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | KLM | 8 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiro | 397 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Styw | 288 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | gooser74 | 146 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | ThMeliodas | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | mat47a | 42 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThMeliodas | +0.91 | 91 | 45 |
| #2 | Shiro | +0.72 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | Kentin | +0.54 | 75 | 27 |
| #4 | Styw | +0.54 | 78 | 51 |
| #5 | mat47a | +0.41 | 69 | 50 |





