








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2173 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1199 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2373 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1596 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,049,615 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLM | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | ThMeliodas | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | gooser74 | 53% | 117 |
| #4 | Shiro | 53% | 219 |
| #5 | Kentin | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLM | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | ThMeliodas | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | gooser74 | 53% | 117 |
| #4 | Shiro | 53% | 219 |
| #5 | Kentin | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiro | 70 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | Kentin | 38 | 0.0198 |
| #3 | gooser74 | 16 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | KLM | 14 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gooser74 | 226 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Shiro | 199 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kentin | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | ThMeliodas | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | KLM | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Styw | +2.26 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | Shiro | +1.74 | 77 | 38 |
| #3 | ThMeliodas | +0.82 | 83 | 45 |
| #4 | gooser74 | +0.24 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | Kentin | -0.19 | 71 | 27 |





