








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1870 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3135 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 951 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 274 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,234 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirButtchug | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | RaPuzz | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | keijo 2 | 57% | 160 |
| #4 | KOBBIE_ | 53% | 116 |
| #5 | ☆AkseliB☆ | 51% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆AkseliB☆ | 20 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | SirButtchug | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | KOBBIE_ | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | RaPuzz | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | keijo 2 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keijo 2 | 458 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | ☆AkseliB☆ | 345 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | RaPuzz | 107 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | KOBBIE_ | 99 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | BanaaniPerse | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keijo 2 | +2.93 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | läskikasa3 | +1.17 | 36 | 55 |
| #3 | ☆AkseliB☆ | +0.83 | 62 | 56 |
| #4 | SirButtchug | +0.50 | 59 | 36 |
| #5 | RaPuzz | -0.02 | 72 | 55 |





