








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5049 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4503 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1687 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3420 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,311,697 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 703 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | läskikasa3 | 57% | 160 |
| #2 | KOBBIE_ | 54% | 133 |
| #3 | SirButtchug | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | ☆AkseliB☆ | 53% | 137 |
| #5 | 80mg RAMBAX | 52% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆AkseliB☆ | 469 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | läskikasa3 | 383 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | S3P1 | 327 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | YoungDrilla2012 | 202 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | RaPuzz | 105 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keijo 2 | +3.02 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | S3P1 | +2.17 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | läskikasa3 | +1.14 | 38 | 55 |
| #4 | ☆AkseliB☆ | +0.90 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | SirButtchug | -0.27 | 53 | 34 |





