








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 748 | 23% |
| Smokes | 824 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 784 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 864 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,539 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1xO | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | IR1NO | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | -FxO | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | D . | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | CraqX | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | IR1NO | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | -FxO | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | D . | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | CraqX | 37% | 35 |
| #6 | 𝑴𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒆 ଓ˖˚ | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D . | 5 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | CraqX | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | v1xO | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CraqX | 155 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | -FxO | 104 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | v1xO | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | D . | 49 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝑴𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒆 ଓ˖˚ | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IR1NO | +6.87 | 92 | 61 |
| #2 | v1xO | +5.30 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | -FxO | +4.81 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | D . | +1.97 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | CraqX | +0.30 | 50 | 62 |





