








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 228 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7390 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5889 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4883 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5517 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,289,335 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3748 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djinny | 78% | 37 |
| #2 | CraqX | 55% | 87 |
| #3 | D . | 55% | 78 |
| #4 | IR1NO | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | πππΏπ | 50% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | IR1NO | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | πππΏπ | 50% | 72 |
| #6 | Turttle | 49% | 37 |
| #7 | Toto | 46% | 39 |
| #8 | π΄πππππ ΰ¬ΛΛ | 45% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D . | 14 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | π΄πππππ ΰ¬ΛΛ | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Djinny | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | CraqX | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | IR1NO | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CraqX | 357 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | D . | 196 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | π΄πππππ ΰ¬ΛΛ | 124 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | πππΏπ | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Djinny | 92 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -FxO | +4.96 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | Djinny | +3.95 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | IR1NO | +1.93 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | CraqX | -0.41 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | D . | -0.50 | 71 | 59 |





