








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 175 matches | ||
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3690 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3442 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2669 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2137 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,185,178 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 749 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pen | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | cuzz0 | 56% | 100 |
| #3 | kaden | 56% | 93 |
| #4 | ᠌᠌᠌᠌ fauxset | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | jksn (sitting desk user) | 53% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nomadMF | 427 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | sneed | 348 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Chilli | 326 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | cuzz0 | 228 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | kaden | 217 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | +2.93 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | jksn (sitting desk user) | +2.44 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | nomadMF | +1.73 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | Fat Chaw | +0.97 | 59 | 47 |
| #5 | Chilli | +0.33 | 54 | 71 |





