








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 755 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1947 | 56% |
| HE Grenades | 388 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 409 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,127 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misterszyska [ONLYNEGEV] | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | zxVc | 44% | 68 |
| #3 | ilovecrack3000 CASE.GIFTS | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | . arturek | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | krystian to zwykly cwel | 31% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misterszyska [ONLYNEGEV] | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | zxVc | 44% | 68 |
| #3 | ilovecrack3000 CASE.GIFTS | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | . arturek | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | krystian to zwykly cwel | 31% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krystian to zwykly cwel | 19 | 0.0389 |
| #2 | misterszyska [ONLYNEGEV] | 10 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | . arturek | 9 | 0.0459 |
| #4 | zxVc | 6 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zxVc | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | misterszyska [ONLYNEGEV] | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | . arturek | 21 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | krystian to zwykly cwel | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ilovecrack3000 CASE.GIFTS | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misterszyska [ONLYNEGEV] | +0.87 | 39 | 16 |
| #2 | YUNGMIODER [ONLYNEGEV] | +0.76 | 53 | 44 |
| #3 | zxVc | -0.94 | 52 | 37 |
| #4 | . arturek | -1.28 | 32 | 31 |
| #5 | ilovecrack3000 CASE.GIFTS | -2.05 | 58 | 31 |





