








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1926 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 466 | 6% |
| Smokes | 3254 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1645 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2483 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,594,404 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 929 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CarlOSTiaS | 84% | 70 |
| #3 | ICE Agent | 81% | 54 |
| #4 | eashooko | 70% | 23 |
| #5 | Fritte | 57% | 65 |
| #6 | Enginee®.G ⌐ | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarlOSTiaS | 191 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Fritte | 127 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | ICE Agent | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Enginee®.G ⌐ | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | eashooko | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fritte | +5.23 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | Luokoro | +4.62 | 88 | 34 |
| #3 | CarlOSTiaS | +4.54 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | ICE Agent | +1.02 | 71 | 48 |
| #5 | eashooko | +0.88 | 49 | 31 |





