








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1403 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1213 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2695 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 786 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,834,530 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1le | 51% | 116 |
| #2 | Kanyewestlover911 | 48% | 80 |
| #3 | Halloglen | 46% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1le | 51% | 116 |
| #2 | Kanyewestlover911 | 48% | 80 |
| #3 | Halloglen | 46% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halloglen | 84 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | F1le | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Kanyewestlover911 | 14 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halloglen | 867 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | F1le | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kanyewestlover911 | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halloglen | +2.68 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Kanyewestlover911 | +2.43 | 43 | 29 |
| #3 | F1le | -0.07 | 28 | 29 |
| #4 | svantopolk | -3.88 | 21 | 39 |





