








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 972 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7784 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7757 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5635 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 10060 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,383,721 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2986 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anti de sitter matter-1 | 62% | 374 |
| #2 | hannibal | 59% | 71 |
| #3 | Index | 58% | 109 |
| #4 | t0ndU^takL@ | 58% | 73 |
| #5 | Kaiser | 57% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anti de sitter matter-1 | 19 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | t0ndU^takL@ | 17 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | hannibal | 17 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Kaiser | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Chaddi Me Naag Seene Me Aag | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaiser | +2.59 | 45 | 37 |
| #2 | Chaddi Me Naag Seene Me Aag | +2.33 | 65 | 76 |
| #3 | ☀D3V1L | +2.16 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | Sob3r | +1.91 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | anti de sitter matter-1 | +1.58 | 23 | 65 |





