








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1862 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1682 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1985 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1512 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $670,246 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1Zela | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | ☂ Alm 💔 | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | dBᵈᵇ | 63% | 48 |
| #4 | Mark | 61% | 74 |
| #5 | o_$ilva | 59% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dBᵈᵇ | 63% | 48 |
| #4 | Mark | 61% | 74 |
| #5 | o_$ilva | 59% | 32 |
| #6 | Franzzzeno | 56% | 18 |
| #7 | kri$ | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | ☂ Alm 💔 | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | dBᵈᵇ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Alm 💔 | 310 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mark | 152 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Franzzzeno | 104 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | dBᵈᵇ | 101 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | o_$ilva | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | +1.34 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | b1Zela | +1.11 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | ✪TRIQUELIM | +0.39 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | ☂ Alm 💔 | +0.03 | 64 | 84 |
| #5 | kri$ | -0.13 | 65 | 50 |





