








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4136 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3591 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1395 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3077 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,166,022 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪TRIQUELIM | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | o_$ilva | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | b1Zela | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Mark | 51% | 230 |
| #5 | ☂ Alm 💔 | 48% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | o_$ilva | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | b1Zela | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Mark | 51% | 230 |
| #5 | ☂ Alm 💔 | 48% | 243 |
| #6 | Franzzzeno | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | 34 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ☂ Alm 💔 | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ✪TRIQUELIM | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Franzzzeno | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | o_$ilva | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Alm 💔 | 1361 | 0.27 | 38 min |
| #2 | Mark | 390 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | ✪TRIQUELIM | 163 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Franzzzeno | 151 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | b1Zela | 141 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | +1.86 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | b1Zela | +1.73 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | ✪TRIQUELIM | +0.43 | 55 | 68 |
| #4 | ☂ Alm 💔 | -0.35 | 67 | 83 |
| #5 | Franzzzeno | -0.55 | 50 | 67 |





