








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 821 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1592 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1322 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3042 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2098 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,577 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1069 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr3at1n0 | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | MrDog | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | iclaps | 54% | 136 |
| #4 | WuNanoo® | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr3at1n0 | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | MrDog | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | iclaps | 54% | 136 |
| #4 | WuNanoo® | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrDog | 26 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | iclaps | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iclaps | 390 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | MrDog | 285 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | WuNanoo® | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Cr3at1n0 | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QILTi | +2.83 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | WuNanoo® | +1.34 | 60 | 58 |
| #3 | Cr3at1n0 | -0.97 | 41 | 47 |
| #4 | iclaps | -1.25 | 40 | 41 |
| #5 | MrDog | -1.38 | 58 | 53 |





