








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 964 | 35% |
| Smokes | 666 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 218 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 921 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $188,009 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peler | 6 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | jesi | 6 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | Ose | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | aimdemon Lukihiko | 3 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | vacancy | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peler | 125 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #2 | vacancy | 104 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ose | 87 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | jesi | 78 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kebob the retired builder | 63 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kebob the retired builder | +4.11 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Murasaki._. | +3.91 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | dolbaeb | +3.27 | 82 | 42 |
| #4 | Ose | +2.89 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | peler | +2.82 | 86 | 38 |





